The Santa Claus Blues
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VERSE 1:
Rudolph's nose stopped glowing
Then I lost my list
If I don't find it very soon
All the kids are going to be real pissed

CHORUS:
I've got the Santa Claus Blues
Ho, Ho, Ho
I've got the Santa Claus Blues
Ho, Ho, Ho
I've got the Santa Claus Blues
From my hat down to my boots

Verse 2:
My reindeer went on strike
They all wanted more hay
I had to give in to them
They always have the final say

VERSE 3:
The elves are behind in production
They have not met their goals
Something more to worry about
Another one of my woes.

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 4:
Sliding down a chimney
I get real, real stuck
I wish I was allowed to say
That word that sounds like duck. (rhymes with duck)

VERSE 5:
I made it down the chimney
Finally at last
The next thing that I know
There's a fire on my ass

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 6:
Ah more milk and cookies
Oh what a fluke
If I have to eat any more
I know I am going to puke

VERSE 7:
Not more milk and cookies
I think these are made with grass
I know I shouldn't eat them
This time I just going too pass
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So I have to pass
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But they look too good to pass

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 8:
Delivering all those presents
It really takes it's toll
Finally I get to relax
Sit down and smoke my bowl

REPEAT CHORUS