Rudolph The Red Beaked Penguin (c) 2005 James C Fox 
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Rudolph The Red Beaked Penguin
Had a very shiny beak.
And if you ever smelled him
You would even say he reeked
All of the other penguins
Couldn't real stand his smell
He never got to play in the penguin games
Besides, he couldn't play too well.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
The lead penguin got sick
Santa said "Rudolph lead the sleigh tonight"
"We've got some deodorant stick"
Then all the other penguins loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolf The Red Beaked Penguin
You'll go down, down, down, in deodorant history