THE MARIN COUNTY BLUES
Copyright(c) James C Fox 2005 All rights reserved 12/09/2005
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I can't pay more mortgage
I can't pay my maid
My wife has up and left me
And now I can't get laid

CHORUS:
I've Got The Marin County Blues
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I've Got The Marin County Blues
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I've Got The Marin County Blues
From My Head Down To My Shoes

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 2:
My plasma TV won't turn on
My DVDs won't play
My hard disk won't get hard
It doesn't matter anyway

VERSE 3:
My wife gave me this cell phone
It's got that GPS
Now she's been tracking me
She know which girl I like the best

VERSE 4:
My yacht is in the harbor
It is made out of teak
I just found out it sunk
The teak sprung a leak

VERSE 5:
My Ferrari's been repossessed
My credit cards are maxed
My house is re-assessed
I can't pay my tax

VERSE 6:
I just invested $650 million
In a dot com
The next things I know
Poof, all my money's gone

VERSE 7:
I had to sell my Belvedere house
It was such a thrill
I didn't get any of the money
Oh well, there goes another $10 mil

VERSE 8:
I'm late to see my lawyer
The traffic is in gridlock
I missed my appointment
Now I am in alimony shock