The Hanukkah Blues (in a Jewish American Princess Voice):
Copyright (c)2005 James C Fox - All Rights Reserved Written: 12/16/05
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VERSE 1:
My matzo's are all stale,
All the stores are all out of Manischewitz
Then to top it off
There also out of Gefilte Fish
OR
I can't get my photo by Annie Leibovitz

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I've got the Hanukkah Blues
I've got the Hanukkah Blues
I've got the Hanukkah Blues
I can't wait until it's through

VERSE 2:
My Menorah candles won't stay lit
My yamaka won't stay on
Why does this holiday
Have to go on for so long
OR
Have to last eight days long

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VERSE 3:
I out of food that is kosher
There is no rabbi in sight
I'll have to eat what I have
Even though it is not right

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VERSE 4:
My latkas just won't deep fry
In driedel I always lose
And then you wonder why
I sing the Hanukkah Blues
 
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