THE TURKEY BLUES
Copyright (c) James C Fox 2005 All rights reserved 12/09/2005
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Turkeys are real dumb. That can't play ukulele or sing very well. They tend to forget the words and when they do, they just go "gobble, gobble, gobble"

VERSE 1:
I used to like to be a turkey
I was real well fed
Until I found out
They're going to cut off my head

CHORUS:
I've Got The Turkey Blues
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble
I've Got The Turkey Blues
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble
I've Got The Turkey Blues
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble
And I Don't Know How To
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble

VERSE 2:
Living in a cramped cage
Is really kinda strange
Sometimes I just wish
I could roam free range

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 3:
People like that stuffing
That it's plain to see
I guess I really don't mind
As long as it's not made out of me