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George Carlin-In Honor of a Real American
"If I ever lose my mind, I hope an honest person will find it and take it to the lost and found."
"A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining."
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."
"In the United States, anybody can be president. That's the problem."
"I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars."
"I never worry that all hell will break loose. My only concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be harder to detect."
"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."
"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the opposite direction."
"Most people don't know what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."
"Whenever I hear somebody referred to as a spiritual leader, I wonder why the spirit world needs leaders."